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The conversations between pilots and air traffic controllers are incredibly important. Conversations between pilots and other pilots? Equally important. Why? Because if these two parties aren’t in constant communication, disaster could strike.

The truth is, with conversations this constant, there’s bound to be a few funnies thrown about. Here are a handful of funny lines spoken by pilots and air traffic controllers.

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When passenger Doug Massey found himself as the only passenger on a 100 seat plane, his pilot said this:

“Welcome to the Doug Massey Private Airline. We hope you enjoy your flight to Burlington. After we’ve reached the cruising altitude, I’ll turn off the seatbelt sign and encourage you to try all the other seats in the cabin and let us know which one you like best.”

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Pilot: “Approach, how far from the airport are we in minutes?”

Traffic: “N923, the faster you go, the quicker you’ll get here.”

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Traffic: “Climb like your life depends on it … because it does.”

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When passenger Cory Patterson was on a flight from Houston to Seattle, he experienced this little exchange between pilot and passengers:

“Ladies and gentlemen if you look to the right you’ll see a fantastic view of Mt. Ranier. I’m sorry folks, I meant to the left. So the passengers on the right side aren’t disappointed, if you look to your left you’ll notice the happy faces of the left passengers enjoying the view!”

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On a flight from Hungary to Sweden, passenger Thea Kvant noticed that the plane was spending quite a long time on the runway. When the engines had started, only to shut off a minute later, the pilot chimed in with this:

“I would like to assure you there is nothing wrong with the plane, I just pressed the wrong button.”

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O’Hare Approach Control: “United 329 Heavy, your traffic is a Fokker F-27, one o’clock,3 miles, eastbound.”

United 329: “Approach, I’ve always wanted to say this… I’ve got that Fokker in sight.”

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Pilot: “How far behind traffic are we?”

Traffic: “Three miles.”

Pilot: “That doesn’t look like three miles to us!”

Traffic: “You’re a mile and a half from him, he’s a mile and a half from you…that’s three miles.”

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LH741: “Tower, give me a rough time-check!”

Tower: “It’s Tuesday, Sir.”

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Lady Radar Controller:“Can I turn you on at 7 miles?”

Airline Captain: “Madam, you can try.”

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Pilot: “Mumbai, what number am I in the landing sequence?”

Traffic: “By the time you land, sir, you will be number one.”

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Traffic: “TWA 2341, for noise abatement, turn right 45 Degrees.”

Pilot: “Centre, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?”

Traffic: “Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?”

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Pilot: “Request Runway 27 Right.”

Traffic: “Unable.”

Pilot: “Approach, do you know the wind at six thousand is 270 at fifty?”

Traffic: “Yeah, I do, and if we could jack the airport up to fifty-five hundred you could have that runway. Expect 14 Right.”

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Tower: “Understand you’re without cargo today. If you’re light, cleared for runway 6.”

N1234: “All I have on board is my wife … and she’s heavy, but not THAT heavy.”

Tower: “Roger N1234, and she’s flying with you, now?”

N1234: “Yep, she’s got her headset on and is punching the heck out of me. Cleared to land runway 6, N1234. “

Tower: “Copy. …We’ll roll the trucks. “

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The following exchange was allegedly overheard by a Pan Am 727 flight waiting for start clearance in Munich.

Lufthansa (in German): “Ground, what is our start clearance time?”

Ground (in English): “If you want an answer you must speak in English.”

Lufthansa (in English): “I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?”

Unknown voice from another plane: “Because you lost the bloody war.”

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